Whats Xenu with Will Smith?

Yo --

So, it appears that Mr William Smith is now in cahoots with the vanilla midget Tom Cruise. Obscure wrestling reference thrown in for the heck of it.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/01/09/2008-01-09_will_smith_boosting_scientology.html

Ok, so he says hes not a Scientologist, but just that hes a student of the world and Scientology is 98% of the same teachings as the Bible, Hinduism, and Buddhism. Now, if youre like me, youd say thats 98% of a bunch of not that much anyway, but I digress.
He also gave his cast mates a card for a personality test at their favorite Scientology Center. A test, which is free anyway. Why not just give a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card from Monopoly? Each is worth exactly the same.

Anyway, I went to IMDB.com and took some of Will Smiths projects and replaced a word in the title with the word "Xenu" and hilarity ensued. Laugh along with me, wont you...

Seven Xenus
I Am Xenu
The Pursuit Of Xenu
Xenu Tale
I, Xenu
All Of Xenu
Bad Xenu and Bad Xenu 2
Xenu In Black or the porn version Men In Xenu
Xenu
Xenu Day
The Xenu Of Bel Air
Six Degrees Of Xenu
Xenu In America
Where The Xenu Takes You
The Perfect Xenu
Xenu & Cookies
Xenu Hunter
The Secret Life Of Xenu
The Xenu Contract
Saving Xenu
Xenu Or Die

And who can forget his start as part of the rap duo DJ Jazzy Xenu and The Fresh Prince?

Ah Willy, what the Hell man, what the Hell?

-- DBW --